Failure on film
Submitted by debritz on June 25, 2008 - 00:27.
As titles for documentaries go, A Complete History Of My Sexual Failures is up there with the best. Filmmaker Chris Waitt set out to track down all his 55 ex-girlfriends to find out why he was the worst boyfriend in Britain. It's opening in UK cinemas this week. I reckon the whole thing is just a ploy to find woman No. 56.
I would like to see a film
I would like to see a film about Anon's lovelife, and why he/she/it is a complete failure in the bedroom ! But being a person of few words, Anon probably wouldn't be able to pen a reasonable scenario or script !
Anon: Can I tell you what's
Anon: Can I tell you what's messed up about Brad Coward?
Brett Debritz: Nothing.
Anon: Shaken, not stirred, will get you cold water with a dash of gin and dry vermouth. The reason you stir it with a special spoon is so not to chip the ice. Brad is ordering a weak martini and being snooty about it.
If Anon is as creative with
If Anon is as creative with his/her/it's attempt's at love making as he/she/it is with his/her/it's comments on Showbritz.com, he/she/it is a dud thud for sure ! But is would make a great film.....for the visually challenged.
Brad Coward: [laughs it off]
Brad Coward: [laughs it off] When I'm...er...concentrating. [He then explains] I never have more than one drink before dinner. But I do like that one to be large and very strong and very cold, and very well-made. I hate small portions of anything, particularly when they taste bad. This drink's my own invention. I'm going to patent it when I think of a good name.
Leave it alone, Anon ! Not
Leave it alone, Anon ! Not only will you go mad, you'll go blind ! As to the meaning of your latest rant, I still haven't got a clue !
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